She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?

Karl Pilkington
About This Quote

In the quote above, the speaker is talking about his girlfriend and how she always takes care of him. She is a smart person and has an understanding for him. She keeps him covered, even if he is covered in dirt, and she knows that he will still be okay.

Source: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries Of Karl Pilkington

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